I hate it when I say I hate everyone and then someone’s like “oh except me lol”

Ha ha no especially you.

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What if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves.
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Fries before guys

All foods before dudes.

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lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

Stupidity is when u polish ur shoes to take a passport photo size.
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laughmorebehappy:

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laughmorebehappy:

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